“How about it then, babe?
I could do with someone like you to give me structure.
Our offspring could go anywhere
with my sense of freedom
and your neat lines and squares.
We could make beautiful music together
and let’s face it – you’d benefit
from a bit of loosening up.”
“What makes you think I’d look twice at somebody like you?
You’re like an un-made bed.
You talk as if you’d be doing me a favour –
well, think again!
I’m happy with my lines and angles.
If I want loosening up, I’ll find a yoga class.