From Chapel To Chatroom by Paul Elwell

Rejoice, the DEVIL has been defeated,
At last the world is free from SIN,
No need for SAINTS – they can be deleted,
Religion’s out, technology’s in.

On Sundays what will VICARS do?
No PULPIT where they used to stand
No AISLE, no ALTAR, PSALM or PEW,
Our text today is more BROADBAND.

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